What Would Gen Alpha Call This?
Feed in an ordinary thing and get the current-register version, which will be out of date faster than the thing itself.
Every ordinary thing has a current-register version with a shelf life under two years, which is why yesterday's slang identifies a speaker more precisely than their accent does.
What Would Gen Alpha Call This?
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